It came on unexpectedly during Modern Family and my sister told me she doesn’t want any spoilers. So I turned to close her eyes and slammed her straight in the face with my arm.

Then I kept shouting, “SHUT YOUR EYES! YOU CAN’T SEE THIS!!!” and she was cursing me out for hitting her. But she finally closed her eyes so that I could close her ears.

But she could still hear a little so I started shouting, “YOU HEAR NOTHING!” and my mom ran into the room going “WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

• When Marion Cotillard learned in late 2010 that director Christopher Nolan wanted her for a role in his next movie, the French actress, of course, was ecstatic. “I’m like, ‘Wait a minute, his next movie is supposed to be Batman!’ And I’ve always been obsessed with Batman.” Her heart sank, however, when she learned The Dark Knight Rises — the final part of Nolan’s Batman trilogy — would likely start shooting in May 2011, precisely when her first child, Marcel…was due. “I called Chris and said, ‘My God, I can’t do that!’ ” Luckily, Nolan — who already had worked with the star on Inception — was prepared to wait. (aw Nolan, you’re so sweet)

COTILLARD CONFIRMS SHE PLAYS GOOD GUY MIRANDA TATE IN DARK KNIGHT RISES

• Cotillard confirms that, contrary to some fans’ belief, she does not play Talia, the vengeful daughter of Liam Neeson’s character, Ra’s Al Ghul (who also appeared in Batman Begins), and that she takes the role of Miranda Tate, an ecologically minded businesswoman who “is fascinated by Wayne Enterprises. They go through difficulties, and she wants to help provide the world clean energies. She’s a good guy.” But does she stay that way? “Yes,” she insists.