It’s amazing how long 4 years ago really can feel. Back in 2008 I was a bus boy and when The Dark Knight came out one of my favourite things to say was “People out there are dining, what would you have me do?”
OH.MY… People out there are dining, you guise! THEY’RE DINING!
THE DISHES ARE DIRTIEST BEFORE THE WASH! BUT THE WASH IS COMING!
Some men just want to watch the food burn.
You wanna know how I got these steaks?
A year ago these health inspectors and protestors wouldn’t dare cross into your restaurant. What happened? Did your...
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too messy. You can’t savor all the… little flavors. In… you see, in its...
Targeting me won’t get their cutlery back. I knew the diners wouldn’t go down without a fight, but this is different....
I can’t think of one. But these are hilarious!